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Where the author smugly shares his random thought of the day “They thought they were playing a game of chess, but in fact they were playing a game of flashlight tag without flashlights.” – Nathan Harrell Its best to always know what game you are playing and who your opponents are.
Where the author smugly shares his random thought of the day I’m pretty sure boredom and lack of sleep can cause internal bleeding. I will keep you all updated…maybe.
Where the author smugly shares his random thought of the day I challenge you to name one thing, other than children, that is simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing to have ever happen to you. Ima guess you can’t!
Where the author smugly shares his random thought of the day I have finally hit the age where yawning and stretching at the same time could permanently injure me.
Where the author smugly shares his random thought of the day Poets are like porn stars, if they’re doing it right, they don’t want to show the finished product to their mothers. _- SK
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