Breaking News Alert: Canada builds the greatest of walls

By Nathan Harrell Ontario – In a shocking yet brilliant move, Canada has announced they intend on building a wall along the U.S. Canada border. The announcement comes on the heels of yet another U.S. mass shooting. Canada’s Prime Minister Justine Trudeau made the announcement outside his home at 24 Sussex Drive saying, “It’s unlikely […]

Cockatoos are assholes!

As this is my first blog post I wanted to start with some hard hitting reporting. I’m currently reading Edward Abbey’s Abbey’s Road, I’m only about 25 pages in so i’m not going to give a review here. However there was a section of the book that gave me pause, here is the excerpt.  “Walking […]

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